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2002-07-22 - 8:14 p.m.
People are mean to jesus!
someone was rude to your buddy jesus today!! so i am going to post our conversation for you all to enjoy!!
(this came right after he showed me a photo of a knife that he informed me he would stab me with, and I asked him if he purchased it at a sci-fi convention)
sharpsmaker (8:00:09 PM): No.
a RIGHTEOUS man in California made it, for user with phillipino martial arts techniques.
YOu are not Jesus! You are evil!
iamrealjesus (8:00:34 PM): ya right you bought that from a klingon!!
sharpsmaker (8:00:48 PM): you need to stop wha tyou're doing
iamrealjesus (8:00:55 PM): what using my awesome computer??
sharpsmaker (8:01:15 PM): You'll burn in the fires of God's wrath for pretending to be Lord Jesus
iamrealjesus (8:01:22 PM): and its really cool that you know one of the righteous brothers
iamrealjesus (8:01:25 PM): they really could tear it up
sharpsmaker (8:01:39 PM): are you a bot?
iamrealjesus (8:01:52 PM): DOES NOT COMPUTE PLEASE ASK AGAIN
sharpsmaker (8:02:01 PM): dont be a jerk
iamrealjesus (8:02:07 PM): 10111010010101 *beep* TING
sharpsmaker (8:02:15 PM): Info
iamrealjesus (8:02:28 PM): JesusBot v.3.45
iamrealjesus (8:02:37 PM): please type ? for a list of commands
sharpsmaker (8:02:51 PM): ?
sharpsmaker (8:03:26 PM): Search: Laci Szabo
iamrealjesus (8:03:36 PM): Hello, welcome to JesusBot. COMMANDS: ITEMS, HELP, LIST, DIRECTORY, HACKS, SEARCH, MOVIES, PORN
sharpsmaker (8:03:48 PM): Hacks
iamrealjesus (8:03:48 PM): I have no listing for Laci Szabo, please try again
iamrealjesus (8:04:09 PM): Hacks has no entry, please try again
sharpsmaker (8:04:15 PM): PORN
iamrealjesus (8:05:03 PM): PORN: Amateur, Black, White, Girl-Girl, Gay, Teen, Beastiality, Pornstars
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iamrealjesus (8:06:59 PM): JesusBot: is there anything else I can help you with?
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iamrealjesus (8:07:12 PM): THATS NOT VERY CHRISTIAN OF YOU BY THE WAY
sharpsmaker (8:08:33 PM): eat shit and give me my girl girl porn!
iamrealjesus (8:08:55 PM): I don't understand, type ? for a list of commands
sharpsmaker (8:09:27 PM): Porn: girl-girl
iamrealjesus (8:09:59 PM): one moment, formatting your request
iamrealjesus (8:10:56 PM): your search has returned 1,245 entries
iamrealjesus (8:11:03 PM): to see more, please type MORE
iamrealjesus (8:11:06 PM): first entry
iamrealjesus (8:11:08 PM): http://www.cnn.com/2000/FOOD/news/04/03/fat.ladies/fat.ladies.2.jpg
sharpsmaker (8:11:16 PM): more
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iamrealjesus (8:12:49 PM): to see more, please type MORE
sharpsmaker (8:12:54 PM): fuck off
iamrealjesus (8:13:09 PM): I don't understand, please type ? for a list of commands
sharpsmaker (8:13:15 PM): eat shit ass whole