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2002-07-22 - 8:14 p.m.

People are mean to jesus!

someone was rude to your buddy jesus today!! so i am going to post our conversation for you all to enjoy!!

(this came right after he showed me a photo of a knife that he informed me he would stab me with, and I asked him if he purchased it at a sci-fi convention)

sharpsmaker (8:00:09 PM): No.

a RIGHTEOUS man in California made it, for user with phillipino martial arts techniques.

YOu are not Jesus! You are evil!

iamrealjesus (8:00:34 PM): ya right you bought that from a klingon!!

sharpsmaker (8:00:48 PM): you need to stop wha tyou're doing

iamrealjesus (8:00:55 PM): what using my awesome computer??

sharpsmaker (8:01:15 PM): You'll burn in the fires of God's wrath for pretending to be Lord Jesus

iamrealjesus (8:01:22 PM): and its really cool that you know one of the righteous brothers

iamrealjesus (8:01:25 PM): they really could tear it up

sharpsmaker (8:01:39 PM): are you a bot?

iamrealjesus (8:01:52 PM): DOES NOT COMPUTE PLEASE ASK AGAIN

sharpsmaker (8:02:01 PM): dont be a jerk

iamrealjesus (8:02:07 PM): 10111010010101 *beep* TING

sharpsmaker (8:02:15 PM): Info

iamrealjesus (8:02:28 PM): JesusBot v.3.45

iamrealjesus (8:02:37 PM): please type ? for a list of commands

sharpsmaker (8:02:51 PM): ?

sharpsmaker (8:03:26 PM): Search: Laci Szabo

iamrealjesus (8:03:36 PM): Hello, welcome to JesusBot. COMMANDS: ITEMS, HELP, LIST, DIRECTORY, HACKS, SEARCH, MOVIES, PORN

sharpsmaker (8:03:48 PM): Hacks

iamrealjesus (8:03:48 PM): I have no listing for Laci Szabo, please try again

iamrealjesus (8:04:09 PM): Hacks has no entry, please try again

sharpsmaker (8:04:15 PM): PORN

iamrealjesus (8:05:03 PM): PORN: Amateur, Black, White, Girl-Girl, Gay, Teen, Beastiality, Pornstars

sharpsmaker (8:05:12 PM): Beastiality

iamrealjesus (8:05:44 PM): one moment, formatting your request

iamrealjesus (8:06:11 PM): your search has returned one entry: http://www.pfizer.com/pfizerinc/about/focus/images/pig.jpg

iamrealjesus (8:06:59 PM): JesusBot: is there anything else I can help you with?

sharpsmaker (8:07:00 PM): girl-girl

iamrealjesus (8:07:12 PM): THATS NOT VERY CHRISTIAN OF YOU BY THE WAY

sharpsmaker (8:08:33 PM): eat shit and give me my girl girl porn!

iamrealjesus (8:08:55 PM): I don't understand, type ? for a list of commands

sharpsmaker (8:09:27 PM): Porn: girl-girl

iamrealjesus (8:09:59 PM): one moment, formatting your request

iamrealjesus (8:10:56 PM): your search has returned 1,245 entries

iamrealjesus (8:11:03 PM): to see more, please type MORE

iamrealjesus (8:11:06 PM): first entry

iamrealjesus (8:11:08 PM): http://www.cnn.com/2000/FOOD/news/04/03/fat.ladies/fat.ladies.2.jpg

sharpsmaker (8:11:16 PM): more

iamrealjesus (8:12:01 PM): http://www.fugly.net/g2/0001.jpg

iamrealjesus (8:12:49 PM): to see more, please type MORE

sharpsmaker (8:12:54 PM): fuck off

iamrealjesus (8:13:09 PM): I don't understand, please type ? for a list of commands

sharpsmaker (8:13:15 PM): eat shit ass whole

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