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2002-12-03 - 10:09 a.m.

Nobody loves jesus!!

iamrealjesus (10:13:26 PM): hey again it is I, jesus

PinkStarNFG16 (10:13:30 PM): who are you

iamrealjesus (10:13:37 PM): i just told you

PinkStarNFG16 (10:13:50 PM): ok what do u want

iamrealjesus (10:14:00 PM): i want to talk to my new buddy pinkstarNFG16

PinkStarNFG16 (10:14:03 PM): ok

iamrealjesus (10:14:13 PM): will you be my new awesome buddy?

PinkStarNFG16 (10:14:18 PM): no

iamrealjesus (10:14:21 PM):

PinkStarNFG16 (10:14:25 PM): soprry

iamrealjesus (10:14:26 PM): you make jesus cry

iamrealjesus (10:14:33 PM): why do you want to make me cry???

PinkStarNFG16 (10:14:47 PM): yup

PinkStarNFG16 (10:14:50 PM): because im a bitch

iamrealjesus (10:14:57 PM): well!!

iamrealjesus (10:15:25 PM): you're not getting into heaven then i will mark you down in the bad book

PinkStarNFG16 (10:15:28 PM): ok

iamrealjesus (10:15:34 PM): unless you change your tune little miss thing

PinkStarNFG16 (10:16:01 PM): Well im going to hell anwyas

iamrealjesus (10:16:13 PM): that's not a good attitude!!

PinkStarNFG16 (10:16:16 PM): Oh well

iamrealjesus (10:16:34 PM): we have parties all the time in heaven

iamrealjesus (10:16:35 PM): with punch and pie

iamrealjesus (10:16:42 PM): you do like punch and pie

PinkStarNFG16 (10:16:46 PM): Nope

iamrealjesus (10:16:56 PM): how about pinatas and race cars?

PinkStarNFG16 (10:17:07 PM): Nope

PinkStarNFG16 (10:17:08 PM): not at all

PinkStarNFG16 (10:17:11 PM): and i dont like you

iamrealjesus (10:17:21 PM): you are mean!! my new buddy is the meanest!

“PinkStarNFG16” signed off at 10:18:02 PM.

“PinkStarNFG16” signed on at 10:18:25 PM.

iamrealjesus (10:18:53 PM): m e a n

PinkStarNFG16 (10:18:58 PM): yup

iamrealjesus (10:19:05 PM): el meano

iamrealjesus (10:19:12 PM): das meanzie

PinkStarNFG16 (10:19:15 PM): GooD

iamrealjesus (10:19:29 PM): El Meanzala largo

PinkStarNFG16 (10:19:38 PM): Yup

iamrealjesus (10:19:46 PM): so what DO you like??

PinkStarNFG16 (10:19:58 PM): Nothing

iamrealjesus (10:20:03 PM): not one thing

iamrealjesus (10:20:08 PM): not a single thing

PinkStarNFG16 (10:20:21 PM): Nope

iamrealjesus (10:20:33 PM): WELL IT SURE MUST BE FUN TO BE YOU MS MEAN

PinkStarNFG16 (10:20:38 PM): it is

PinkStarNFG16 (10:21:43 PM): becaues im a bitch

iamrealjesus (10:21:52 PM): NICE I LOVE BITCHES

PinkStarNFG16 (10:21:54 PM): yeah

PinkStarNFG16 (10:21:55 PM): really

PinkStarNFG16 (10:21:57 PM): cool

iamrealjesus (10:21:58 PM): AIN'T SHIT BUT HOEZ AND TRICKS

PinkStarNFG16 (10:22:03 PM): bye

PinkStarNFG16 (10:22:04 PM): dont taakl to me

iamrealjesus (10:22:15 PM): I CAN DO WHAT I WANT I AM THE MOTHERFUCKIN SON OF GOD

PinkStarNFG16 (10:22:18 PM): ok

iamrealjesus (10:22:20 PM): REPRESENT

iamrealjesus (10:22:34 PM): do you want to have a glass of milk with me

iamrealjesus (10:22:46 PM): we can put ice cream in it and make it into a shake

iamrealjesus (10:23:40 PM): and sit on my veranda, enjoying the gardens of heaven

PinkStarNFG16 (10:23:43 PM): Yup

PinkStarNFG16 (10:23:44 PM): you do that

iamrealjesus (10:23:48 PM): no, WE

iamrealjesus (10:23:56 PM): I want to share my delicious milkshake with you

PinkStarNFG16 (10:23:56 PM): HAHA your funn

PinkStarNFG16 (10:23:59 PM): You make me laugh

iamrealjesus (10:24:12 PM): you DO want jesus' milkshake

iamrealjesus (10:24:32 PM): we can also play frisbee golf, it is awesome

PinkStarNFG16 (10:24:32 PM): Nope

PinkStarNFG16 (10:24:38 PM): Id like you to shut up

iamrealjesus (10:24:40 PM): (after the milkshake)

iamrealjesus (10:24:52 PM): i can tell you like me

PinkStarNFG16 (10:24:53 PM): take that milkshake and shove it up ur butt

iamrealjesus (10:25:03 PM): ooooh now the party is really rolling

iamrealjesus (10:25:17 PM): let's play Life

iamrealjesus (10:25:21 PM): I get to be the pink car

iamrealjesus (10:25:25 PM): no, blue

PinkStarNFG16 (10:25:42 PM): MUAHAHAH

iamrealjesus (10:25:58 PM): you go first

iamrealjesus (10:26:33 PM): this isn't very fun

iamrealjesus (10:26:37 PM): let's play something else

PinkStarNFG16 (10:27:17 PM): No

iamrealjesus (10:27:30 PM): aww come on

iamrealjesus (10:27:32 PM): ok scrabble

iamrealjesus (10:27:44 PM): I have P I N G L E S

PinkStarNFG16 (10:27:48 PM): Oh cool

iamrealjesus (10:27:53 PM): you have Z E T E O M A

iamrealjesus (10:28:02 PM): here goes, my first word is PINGLES

iamrealjesus (10:28:11 PM): that's like, 50 points, plust 50 for using all my letters

iamrealjesus (10:28:44 PM): your turn

PinkStarNFG16 (10:29:02 PM): L E A V E M E A L O N E

iamrealjesus (10:29:18 PM): you are cheating

PinkStarNFG16 (10:30:58 PM): What are you going to do about it

iamrealjesus (10:31:22 PM): force you to play SORRY

PinkStarNFG16 (10:31:27 PM): okay

iamrealjesus (10:31:27 PM): and then clue

iamrealjesus (10:31:33 PM): but i get to be professor plum

PinkStarNFG16 (10:31:53 PM): And your going on BLOCK

iamrealjesus (10:32:01 PM): I don't have any blocks

iamrealjesus (10:32:04 PM): but they are fun too

PinkStarNFG16 (10:32:08 PM): BYE

iamrealjesus (10:32:12 PM): i can spell out J E S U S

“PinkStarNFG16” signed off at 10:32:13 PM.

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