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2001-09-27 - 7:10 p.m.
Proud of my dad!
hey everyone my dad gave his first press conference in a few thousand years yesterday and he gave exclusive rights to our favorite newspaper the onion so why don't you all go to www.theonion.com and see how we up here really feel about all the crap that's been going in our names down there it may make you think!
in other news, i finally figured out how to make the best banana split in heaven you should see their faces when I roll out 'el banana GRANDE!' that's spanish btw
-jesus
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